The Story of "Ah Singh"

This "Ah Singh" story will makes peoples "Relax Singh" and only Malaysian will know and understand what meaning.

1. A Singh who is sailor?
> Kapal Singh

2. A Singh who attends a Chinese wedding party?
> Yam Singh

3. A Singh who is digging a hole?
> Menggali Singh

4. A Singh who likes to slap people?
> Tau Ba Singh

5. A Singh who is a gangster?
> Sam Singh

6. A Singh who is lost?
> Mis Singh (missing)

7. A Singh who is noisy?
> Bis Singh (bising)

8. A Singh who likes herb?
> Gin Singh

9. A Singh who kills people?
> Assas Singh

10. A Singh with one ball?
> Bal Want Singh (ball one singh)

11. A Singh with two balls?
> Balan Singh (balancing)

12. A Singh with three balls?
> AMAZING!!!

13. A Singh who is swimming in an iced pool?
> Kuldip Singh (cold deep sink)

14. A Singh who likes to drink soyabean milk?
> Yeoh Hup Singh

15. A Singh who owns a ship that sank?
> Titanic Singh?? No, he's Karam Singh

16. A Singh who was sacked from the national hockey team?
> Relax Singh

17. A Singh who likes roundabout?
> Pu Singh (pusing)

18. A Singh who is flying aroung on a broom?
> Sou Pah Singh

19. A Singh who is a three-star general?
> Sam Lap Singh (cantonese)

20. What do you call a Singh who likes to scold people?
> TiewNiaSingh